After dinner discussion about the possibility of getting an additional family dog from a local shelter.
Babygirl: "When I get a house of my own I'm going to get a COOL dog."
Mom: "Can I come visit?"
Momentary pause....followed by snickers, then outright laughter.
Babygirl: ".....well, I guess you can, if you're a ghost!"
Mom: "Do you expect me to be demised?"
Me: " 'Demise' is not a verb, Mom."
Mom: "You people are impossible to talk to!"
Later....as I am typing.....
Mom: "You have a blog?"
Babygirl: "I should do a video blog on YouTube. But I'd need a video camera."
Mom, to me: "Buy her a camera! You have the solution to all of her modern problems!"
Babygirl: (Laughing hysterically) "There is no solution for all of my problems."
Mom: "You have problems? That's terrible, because it's only going to go downhill from here."
Hmm....and you think WE are impossible to talk to?