I should have waited one more day for the last post.
Last night at 11:30, long after Babygirl and I had gone to bed, my cell rang from a PA number. Since I have family in PA, I picked up.
Random Man With Deep Southern Accent: "So, Ma'am, are you still interested in buying the snapping turtle? It's a GREAT turtle. It does tricks and it even barks!"
Me: "You have the wrong number," followed by me hanging up.
RMWDSA: Calls back.
Me: "You have the wrong number."
RMWDSA: "Please text me."
Me: "No." and I hang up.
RMWDSA: Calls back AGAIN. "Ma'am, about the turtle...."
Me: "I am a LONG way from home and am taking my kid to the hospital in the morning. If you wake me up ONE MORE TIME I am coming through the phone to ducking KILL you."
RMWDSA: "OH! Sorry, Ma'am. Yes, Ma'am!" Hangs up.
I mean.....I can't....what?
DeeDee
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